15 dollars for a bag of possums

Three years on Abernathy Button. Seems weird.
Is it a waste of time?

When I think of some of the people I've met. I can't say it is.
I've pretty much been doing this blog for three years as well.
Am I still cute as a button?
Some would say no. Others would say maybe. I would say I'm more Zef than anything.
And no it doesn't bother me if you want to be zef too.
 I've converted many to Die Antwoord. It's kind of my job. Every time I see it represented by people I converted. I smile and say you're welcome. lol

I'm adoptable again. Yes, what the frack. In the time I last blogged I was a Noble. We'll just say time zone differences there. Now my named is Coleman  When I first was in the Coleman family they were so awesome.I felt I had hit the sl family finding jackpot. Except they had some issues unknown to me that were bubbling up to surface. It was the suck to see them  fall apart.  I won't lie. I'm, skittish about putting up another panel.

Until then. Ive got this dude to hang out with.  I call him my best friend that's a boy. Cause Chex Mex Lex isi my best friend that's a girl. She in college rl and I'm so proud.  She is like the best person I know. I'm a fan.

 I've been going to Willowdale High school  It's been a pretty awesome experience  Just yesterday I tried out for a character in a RP event the school is doing. It's a murder mystery. (makes ghost noises)  I hope I get a part.

The school does  a lot of  parties. There was a roller skate party, A  zombie prom party and we just had a St. Patrick's Day dance. I didn't want to just wear a green dress. So I thought I would be the rainbow leading to the pot of gold. Yea I know I over think things. You know though. That's just who I am. Call it a quirk and move on.

I took some pictures  of the rainbow dress and roller skate  outfit. They didn't turn out as good as the zombie prom outfit.

Today we had drivers ed. I was doing ok. Lag was pretty bad. I accidentally pushed on the gas instead of the brake and hit a bush which propelled me up in the air. As I started heading for the ground I heard a big splash. I landed in the school'sl pool. I know..Picture or it didn't happen.

Have you been playing the Arcade Gathca?

OMG. 

My best friend Bren and myself have been blowing that place up. He is amazing at trading and finding yard sales. I'm obsessed with Wizard Of OZ anything. I even want to do a mock up Wizard of Oz poster with avatars. I have most of the people for it.  Maybe next blog. So anyways Bren single handily found most of the Oz stuff from the Arcade for me.

Here is all the pieces. Thank you Bren so much for helping me find it all. Love you!

One thing about being a Coleman is the dad always wanted to go find things to get into. Driving,fishing, surfing, you name it. He was up for it. Here is some of the family surfing.

This is Uncle Ani

Auntie Karma

 Del (used to be my Dad)

I couldn't take a picture of me surfing. So this is me enjoying the water.

This is Cora  my cousin from me being in the Coleman family.She's a sweetheart  I adore her parents. I could talk to her mom Karma for hours.

I hate that I don't blog as much anymore. I hope when whoever reads this likes it. That's about it.

Absy Absy out.

I now pronounce you Blogged

This picture and other wedding pics are done by Nikky Scribe

Well they finally did it. My parents tied the knot. It was a warm, full of love, family and friendship type of ceremony. Tucked away in a forest like setting with tarnish gold pillars that seemed to have been there for a century. My Parents Cady and Miketh exchanged vows with loved ones looking on. Their bond and comentiment to each other is the backbone that makes our family strong. I know. We are "just" a virtual family. But to me and I think I speak for them too, the love that we have for each other is very real.

I'm adopted in real life. I've never felt like sharing this story to all those that read my blog. Mainly because I'm not great about talking about rl when it comes to sl. My parents didn't choose to adopt me. They were more or less pressured into. Their indifference to me growing up left a huge hole in heart. I think Miketh and Cady in some ways fill part of that in. More than that, they are two of my best friends. We find the same things funny and our heartstrings get pulled the same ways. Our relationships work because we work at them. I thought I lucked up finding "Dad" Miketh. Then to get so lucky as to also find "Moma" Cady, seems like a dream.

I hope no one is laughing at me to hard for pouring my guts out about my secondlife family or gagging on the sickening sweet way I talk about them.

I can't say the wedding went off without a hitch though. Sigh, my poor mother had relogged before the wedding and became "ruthed". If you don't know what that means. Heck maybe I'm calling it something its not. For me it means you have system hair and your shape is the original ruth shape. It was so stressful because we couldn't figure out how to fix it. Right at the last minute the SL angels looked down on us and fixed her dilemma..or rather she changed viewers.

I swear I think itty bitty cousin Amber stole the show. Look at her. :D



Miss Amber is a card shark. She played U-know with Dad and Uncle Matt who is her Daddy. She kept winning and my Dad was getting so upset..hahahaha... Especially because she kept winning on yellow. And winning on yellow in my family is a no no. You get sent to the big Ocean outside if you do. It's like an unwin. Who knows why.

These are my parents. HAHAHA. Two very random people. Dad pelvic thrusting my mom while she is in a brick box. Totally normal right?



Please tell me this was a bad dream because I ate too late at night. My boyfriend Harry and my dad with a Chicken head making out. It HAD to be a bad dream right?



Here is me and MY LUV NINJA!!! Harry. He is OMG worthy 24/7...hehe





My dad is like the Super Hero's of DJ's. The other night my friend Hempy asked me if he could fill in for someone that didn't show up to her end of a hunt bash. I asked him and he was more than happy to help. She had a stoner themed party. Harry seemed the most realistic. He just stayed in his underwear and rocked out to the awesome music.




Here's Harry and I swaying back and forth to some mellow music. Just chillin.



Here is Harry and I watching Jonny stumble drunk to the music.





Jonny is a good friend. I do prefer him one on one. We talk about life's unanswered questions.



I was looking through my pics for April and came across some from when Dad, Justice ( my dad's sister and my Auntie) and my best friend EVA Chex Mex Lex (who tore her ACL from volley ball in RL and had to have surgery :( but is doing ok) went to a Haunted House because Justice always wants to "do something" when she logs on. Here is some pics. LOL. We are a bunch of nerds.





Anybody have an answer as to why Harry and I did this?



Neither do we really. I've came to the conclusion that I may be a N.C.A Nun Clown Assassin and that Harry is a T.N.M. Teenage Ninja Monk. Brought together by love tore apart by Christ? Idk..haha..I'm ashamed that I find this funny.

If you didn't happen to see this picture at Shopping Cart Disco where my mom does a weekly photograph or on my plurk. Then here is "Office Gossip".



Picture takin by my mom Cadence Aldrich Fretwerk.

Plus here is a link to SCD. I love that website.


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A family that blogs together...stays together?

Lately I've just been hanging around.
Some would even say I was clowning around.
But I would say life has just felt like a party.

Whats really cute about that picture...is the kids in it are my parents shrunk.


This picture is my over the top Mob boss wife.




So for April Fools I got married/partnered. I also had a vampire baby. It was a busy day.

Here is where we partnered/got married. Its a large KittyCat litter box that my parents hang out in more than our house. I'm just glad we don't have smell o vision.



Here is my now ex hubby on our honeymoon. We decided go to the Isle of 1prim Box. I had an fantastic time.



I assumed since I was a teen mother and married I could get on a sl tv show's version of Mtvs 16 and pregnant. Maybe I'm ahead of my time.

That night I got a divorce. With a little pressure from my parents..and the fact that it was all a joke. lol.

I do have to say though..I sorta liked the way it felt.

But at last I do have a boyfriend now and I think him and my ex-hubby get a long pretty well.

My boyfriends mom hates him...its true..she put poo on his sleeping bag. This relationship makes me laugh a lot.

We have so many KittyCat's one of them is named Plurk.

My boyfriend Harry..he digs Die Antwoord too. ♥♥♥

In other SL news. I am no longer a host at MH. It was my choice and the right one I do have to say. I vow from here on out in secondlife. I will not work for someone else. Being a host alienates your friends list and the only way you really can make linden is to be friends with people you wouldn't normally hang out with. Speaking of friends. I also did a huge overall with my contact list. If I didn't talk to someone really ever...I removed them from my list. I also got rid of people that I didn't feel were really friends. Sometimes...no matter how nice you are to someone. They are not a happy person and they don't want anyone around them happy. Plan and simple. It's my SL and I choose to "play" it the way I want. That's my right. Just as it is theirs.

Weddings are in the air. My Uncle Lucky and Auntie Haley got married April 2nd. Mom and I were hired to take pictures of the event. I'm not Mom status but I think we both took some pretty good pictures. Here is a slide show I made as well.




I really do need to get a new graphics card. So I can take fancy shadow pics. Mom took these of me the other day. Here I am in my FAV tshirt right now. Its the Die Antwoord from Projekt Mayhem.



Do you read hyperboleandahalf ? Well you should. Specifically about the ALOT. CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT THE ALOT

Thanks to my mom...I've had many laughs reading that blog. Then the other day. I found this hat in my inventory.




Totally an ALOT hat. Right? lol

The other day Uncle Rusty came over and took me on a ride on his cowboy bike in the kitty litter box. Then in his G-unit ride..smh...where we ended up in the pool.




How Enter the Ninja is this pic?



Why does that happen in sl? Its so weird.

We had pixel dinner Sunday. Mom really outdid herself. Here's some pictures. Harrison (my love ninja) showed us some pictures of a proper english breakfast when he was over in Europe. We all laughed inappropriately about how big the sausages were.





Mom and Dad made Harry do the dishes..lol..

Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar

Remember that time I was obsessed with Nikky Minaj? I thought my parents were about to loose it when i tried to interject her lyrics into everyday conversation. They were so grateful when it started to die down. Then Die Antwoord came into my life. I'm in love with this band. Die Antwoord is basically some next level shit. They are living the ZEF lifestyle. Ninja and Yo Lani spit rhymes and are video visionary GOD$. From his Pink Floyd boxers to her no bang mullet..they have the rap world on lock down. You think I'm being silly...I'm being serious. I'm in the process of trying to find her hair on secondlife and seeing if someone will make me some sculpty clothing that looks like the stuff they wear in some of their videos and on stage. Hopefully I will be able to pull that off and there will be pictures coming soon. I've been reading any interview, watching any video, looking for any second life/real life stuff I can find. Best SL find so far has been Ninjas tattoos. HERE

Speaking of unbelievable talent. Nesto Silverfall is a RL and SL musician that really has the ability to make you feel like your in some bar listening to him belt out some really amazing sounds. He's opening a bar in secondlife called Area 5. Its centered on live entertainment in SL. He's asked me to help him with getting the place up and running. If you love great live music you should defiantly check out his show sometime. Just look his name up in world and you will be able to find his group. That Ne$to Guy.



Seems like everyone is being productive lately. Dad and Uncle Lucky are working hard on their clothing stores. You should check them out sometimes. To the right of this blog is their logos. Projekt Mayhem and Lucky XIII Clothing Co.

Uncle Lucky has a lucky chair at his store. Here's clover trying to win a free shirt because her name starts with a C.




We've got cats. Yes breeding is happening. Plus..we went to an auction. Not sure the latter was a good idea yet or not. We are still deciding if this is really a breed-able animal or a randomable. I guess time will tell. Here's me over come with KittyCats.



Id take a pic of the rest but they are above the house on a platform paired off making babies.

I ♥ Sterograms

I must have had change in my jeans pocket. I'm really bad about not feeling inside them before I wash. I can hear something clinging around in my dryer. I'm going to go check and see what it is. Will report my findings here. (Five minute lapse) Oh why yes...I did have change in my pocket. I keep a change jar that at this very moment is filled to the brim. I bet there is at least forty dollars in there. Wow..I really am tired...can you say ramble much abs button? Enough of that.

SL

YES 199%

HAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL.

Ever seen that movie From Dusk till Dawn? When it comes to dialog and movie makin Quentin Tarantino is a God in my eyes. I believe in real life though, he's a jerk and a womanizer. But sometimes people are great at one thing and are the suck at other things. I know I'm like that. Oh Gawd I'm rambling...again. Ok focus. Dusk till Dawn..movie...relates to secondlife. Go!


My new friend Deves, my Dad Miketh, and I decided to dress in western wear a few nights ago and find us a honky tonk to go dancin too. It really all started out of dressing like country folk and being bored. So I went to the destination guide. Something I didnt know about till I read my friend Tym's blog, You can check her blog out here Girl Wonder Speaks. It is my FAVORITE SL blog EVER. Anyways I found a salon that looked like a good time was to be had in. I tped the fellas. We found a empty place on the line dancing pose circles and turned on the music. No one had rezzed for me yet but the music was straight up Marlyn Manson. I love Maryln Manson's music but I was took aback by it being in a country bar. Then everyone rezzed. They were all vampires. It was straight up out of From Dusk till Dawn. Hey I guess Vampires like to line dance too. :)

Afterwards we went home and decided to watch cartoons. I love watching tv in world. For the most part we make fun of how bad something is. These cartoons were no exception.

Here is Casper. Deves said he looked like a condom. Dad and I agreed.


Here is Betty Boop. She's a whore. I'm just going to come right out with it. She really is. In this cartoon she ran around trying to get away from her grabby boss, only to pull down the shades at the end to make out with him. Plus her head is so big. I don't like that.


What...my Dad isn't homeless...he just dresses up like one. Yes he does look like he would live in a cabin by himself deep in the woods...writing letters to the president about squirrels giving everyone aids.







Yea you're seeing that picture correctly. That is Auntie Mona and cousin Morgan..and yes they are vampires. At first...I was grossed out at the thought of a vampire baby. He drinks blood from a bottle or maybe its just cherry kool-aid. And maybe those are vampire teeth. Another explanation could be he drinks so much cherry kool-aid it rotted his teeth out and now they're all jagged. Maybe he is sickly pale because he doesn't get the nutrition that milk would provide him if that was what was in his bottle. I don't know but I sorta really like him. That's weird huh?

My Auntie Sy married her love Uncle Smash on valentines day. My mom was a bridesmaid and everything was so beautiful. I've been to a few SL weddings. This by far was the most gorgeous.











After the wedding Deves took me to a sandbox to explore. Where we geeked it out in style. I found the teleporter from Stargate.



I also took my car for a spin. Here Deves is fearing for his pixel life and I can't say I don't blame him.


Deve's knows alot of great places to look around at. If you were looking for Lady Gaga in SL. I found her.




Also :D :D :D :D I have pictures my Mom took of my rezz day party/sweet 16 birthday party. Like I said it was a futuristic theme. My moms friend Elysium has a great space station. My Dad (who seriously is the BEST DJ in sl. By the way he does do private parties. Miketh Fretwerk if you want to IM him) DJ'ed the whole party for three hours. My mom's friend Kess did the robot cake. And tons of people stopped by off and on while the party was going on. Dad made a great banner wishing me a happy rezz day and mom made the invitation itsself. The people in my sl life are so amazing to me. I just hope they know how much I appreciate it. I put out the Kiosk for Relay For Life and was tickled that my family and friends raised quiet a bit of money. Like the shirt that Kess made says. FUCK Cancer!!!

Here are some pictures. My mom is a great photographer.






Ok last thing and Im done...sorry this is such a long post.
Mom and Dad decided we are all going to be living under the same roof. I couldnt be more happy. We've started looking for a house. We're moving to a beautiful piece of land. Wish us luck on finding a great house. Of course where ever they are...its always home in my eyes.

This Blog is offically a year old. Whats up with that???